i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I could fuck to npr.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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