She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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