no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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