I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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