This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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