: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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