You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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