i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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