Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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