why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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