So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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