He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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