I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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