to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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