If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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