My boss' voice literally gives me gas
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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