You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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