do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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