The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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