The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
