She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize
