I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
false alarm. still invincible.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
