The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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