Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
zippers are such a cool invention
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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