He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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