Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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