Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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