I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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