You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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