So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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