They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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