Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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