If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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