I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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