RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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