I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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