no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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