he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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