She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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