peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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I need you to use more vowels.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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