There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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