Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
