I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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