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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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