Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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