Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
