And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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