fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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