the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize