Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my sisters under your porch take her home
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Randomize
