you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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