the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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