You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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