"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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