yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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