is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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